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These are from a book titled, Children's Letters to God and can be accessed through my humor resources page.
Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! Eugene
Dear God: Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? Jane
Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan
Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Katy
Dear God: Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Alex
Dear God It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Ryan
Dear God: If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. John
Dear God: I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. Sam
Dear God: I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. Elliott
Dear God: I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. George
Dear God: Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. Michael
Dear God: My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? Christopher
Dear God: If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. Cathy
Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Courtney
Dear God: I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. Charles
Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with me and my brother. Larry