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Dog Haikus
I lie belly-upIn the sunshine, happier thanYou will ever be.Today I sniffedMany dog behinds -- I celebrateBy kissing your face.I sound the alarm!Paper boy -- come to kill us allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!I sound the alarm!Garbage man -- come to kill us allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!How do I love thee?The ways are as numberless asMy hairs on the rug.My human is home!I am so ecstatic I haveMade a puddle.I Hate my choke chainLook, world, they strangle me! Ack!Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!Sleeping here, my chinOn your foot -- no greater bliss -- well,Maybe catching ratsLook in my eyes andDeny it. No human couldLove you as much as I do.The cat is not allBad --she fills the litter boxWith tootsie rolls.Dig under the fence--why?Because it is there. Because it'sThere. Because it's there.I am your best friend,Now, always, and especiallyWhen you are eating.